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A Modest Proposal for Anti-Abortion Catholics (and Some Others)

When I recently ran across yet another of BillDo’s rants against abortion, I was struck by an idea: during transubstantiation, a priest turns a piece of bread into living flesh. But surely this is a reversible operation, no? People turn living … Continue reading

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Wheeze A Coda Dog

The Alexa app on my tablet wanted to share with me the exciting (to it) news that Amazon has released a companion device to its Echo, called an Echo Dot, and invited me to ask “Alexa, what’s Echo Dot?” to … Continue reading

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The Meaning of Christmas, a Quantitative Analysis

I’ve often heard atheists say that the things people associate with Christmas are mostly secular, and so in a real sense Christmas has stopped being a religious holiday, if it was. But I’ve never seen anyone try to quantify that. … Continue reading

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A Modest Proposal

Another day, another shooting two shootings. As usual, people will shrug and say that as long as the Second Amendment (peace be upon it) guarantees the right to carry a gun in your pocket (especially if you’re not glad to … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Rules

This year, I’m hosting Thanksgiving. Hooray! I’m a grownup! I’m looking forward to it. There are, however, some rules: Smoking: As the saying goes, there is no heaven or hell; just smoking and non-smoking. To that end, there will be … Continue reading

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RIP Rachel at Cardholder Services

Well, that was fun: <ring> <ring> “Hi, this is Carmen at Cardholder Services, blah blah” [press 1] [wait] “Cardholder Services.” “Hi! What happened to Rachel?” “She died.” <click> http://fivebestessaywritingservices.blogspot.com

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Why Can’t I Vote for God?

In case your French isn’t good enough to read the strip above: “If God were democratically elected by all the faithful; if his income were taxed, and if he had to retire at age 65, I might become a believer.” … Continue reading

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