Breaking: Kent Hovind in Solitary

From Kent Hovind’s outfit, Creation Science Ministry’s Facebook page comes word that Kent is now in solitary: Creation Science Evangelism Pleas pray for Dr. Hovind. We were just informed that he is solitary confinement. We are not sure why he is there and how long he must stay. He is need of your prayers. Thank … Continue reading “Breaking: Kent Hovind in Solitary”

Kent Hovind’s Dissertation

I think I just came a little in my mouth. But then again, I’m a glutton for punishment. Kent Hovind’s “doctoral dissertation” at Patriot “University” has been released on Wikileaks. Grab it while it’s hot! Those who lack the patience to read the whole thing may wish to read Karen Bartelt’s analysis. (HT PZ.)

Kent Hovind on The Colbert Report

Kent Hovind gets a mention on Colbert’s “Yahweh Or No Way” segment (fast forward to 0:39 if you’re impatient): The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Yahweh or No Way – Dinosaur Adventure Land & Black Market Kidneys Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Meryl Streep (Via Atheist Media.)

Kent Hovind, Numerologist. Also, Ravens

It sounds as though Kent Hovind is bored out of his skull in prison. His latest posting, written in the form of a conversation between himself and a self-centered, self-quoting dick of a god, he points out that the Bible can be massaged into yielding various numerical coincidences, as well as the amusing tidbit that … Continue reading “Kent Hovind, Numerologist. Also, Ravens”

Kent Hovind Pleads Douchebaggery

The Pensacola News Journal reports that Kent Hovind was in court yesterday: Hovind’s attorney [said] his client did not want to enter a plea because he does not believe the United States, the Internal Revenue Service and the U.S. Attorney’s Office “have jurisdiction in this matter.” When pressed by Davis to enter a plea of … Continue reading “Kent Hovind Pleads Douchebaggery”

Kent Hovind Arrested

From the Pensacola News Journal: Pensacola evangelist who owns the defunct Dinosaur Adventure Land in Pensacola was arrested Thursday on 58 federal charges, including failing to pay $473,818 in employee-related taxes and making threats against investigators. Of the 58 charges, 44 were filed against Kent Hovind and his wife, Jo, for evading bank reporting requirements … Continue reading “Kent Hovind Arrested”