Because I hate all of you and want you to suffer as much as I have, you get a double helping of Christian glurgey WTF.
The first part is The Monkey Song, perhaps the catchiest expression of anti-evolutionary ignorance and superstition that I’ve heard.
But stick around, because then they sing The Ecumenical Movement, an ode to tribalism and dogma. The core message is “those people (both non-Christians and non-right-kind-of-Christians) don’t believe the same things I do, so I’m not even going to talk to them.”
The 70s flavor of the recording provides a retro flavor, like bell bottoms on a Sunday-best pantsuit.