Not too long ago, in a post entitled
“I Am Not Ashamed,
Ken Ham, director of that epicenter of idiocy, Answers in Genesis,
criticizes Christians too wimpy to admit that they still believe in
fairy tales. He urges all True Christians™ to embrace their
inner crazy and proudly proclaim their gullibility to the world.
AIG will lead this charge by erecting billboards with the theme of
“I Am Not Ashamed”
Some examples include
If I might suggest a few others:
The Bible speaks for itself on pr0n:
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
The Bible speaks for itself on revenge:
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
The Bible speaks for itself on whether the Earth is round:
an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world
The Bible speaks for itself on 401(k)s:
Take therefore no thought for the morrow
You get the idea. I’m sure you can come up with your own suggestions.
There is one bright spot for Mr. Ham, though:
The Bible speaks for itself on intelligence:
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These are even better than the atheist billboards. How much money do you need to make this happen? (Not that I have any.)
I’d suggest asking AIG to put them up. It’s their campaign, after all, and they certainly make enough money to afford it.
Remember these from Chad…