Kook Fight!

So, I just got back from scanning BillDo’s site, with articles like ANTI-RELIGIOUS BIAS MARKS TWO OBAMA PICKS (yes, all of his titles are in shouty-caps) and ABORTION HAUNTS PEACE PRIZE WINNER (shorter Bill: “I don’t care that my president won the Nobel Prize. He supports repealing the Hyde Amendment and is therefore Satan”).

And then this falls into my inbox:

Liberal and conservative Catholics alike would prefer not to discuss how the Catholic Church, here and abroad, functions like a liberal/left-wing political lobby.

Some pro-life Catholics are acting shocked that the Vatican warmly greeted the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to President Obama, who is pro-abortion. They don’t seem to understand that the Vatican and Obama agree on most major international issues. This is the untold story-how Obama and the Vatican accept major ingredients of what has been called a New World Order.

Wahmbulance
Meanwhile, why don’t we call nine-wah-wah and call the wahmbulance for the poor oppressed Mormons?:

The anti-Mormon backlash after California voters overturned gay marriage last fall is similar to the intimidation of Southern blacks during the civil rights movement, a high-ranking Mormon said Tuesday.

Elder Dallin H. Oaks referred to gay marriage as an “alleged civil right” in an address at Brigham Young University-Idaho that church officials described as a significant commentary on current threats to religious freedom.

Why yes, Elder Tool! Institutionalized segregation, Jim Crow laws, poll taxes, and lynchings are exactly like people calling you intolerant douchetards because you want to impose your superstitious bigotry on them by taking away their right to get married. Exactly like it!

But there’s one right that’ll never be taken away from you: the right to put the kettle on and make yourself a nice steaming cup of shut the fuck up.

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