Webster Cook Removed from Office

Webster Cook, the University of Central Florida student who
by failing to eat[1]
a piece of bread he was given, has been
removed from his post on the SGA,
the university’s newspaper reports.

[1] Since Cook’s “crime” was that of not eating, I’m
amused at the fact that the UCF Associate Campus Minister’s name is Swallows.

The only thing that could make this better would be if his colleague’s
name were Spitz.

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