Expelled: In Good Company

A certain movie was released in theaters today, and several critics have already weighed in on it. Rotten Tomatoes‘ tomatometer is a good tool for seeing at a glance how fresh (lots of good reviews) or rotten (lots of bad reviews) a movie is. But rather than jumping straight to the chase, allow me to place it in some sort of context:

Plan 9 from Outer Space: Ed Wood’s famously-bad movie starring Bela Lugosi, who died after shooting only five minutes of film: 62%. Granted, this is skewed by the camp value of the result.

Plan 9 from Outer Space

Robot Monster, in which the bad guy is a gorilla with a 1950s toy space helmet: 27%.

Robot Monster

Dude, Where’s My Car?: Two stoners lose their car. Um… yeah. 18%

Crossroads: No, not the movie that certain scientists said they were being interviewed for. The Britney Spears flick. 15%. Did you expect any better?

Crossroads

The Dukes of Hazzard: Car chases and short shorts. Not exactly Oscar material. 14%

The Dukes of Hazzard

Red Planet: One of two crap Mars movies that came out in 2000: 13%.

RT: Red Planet

Garfield: the Movie: Jumping on the CGI bandwagon about eight years too late: 13%

Garfield

Left Behind: Sappy melodramatic Christian porn: 12%

Left Behind

Highlander: Endgame: I didn’t even realize they bothered to make a fourth Highlander movie. 12%

Highlander 4

Dungeons & Dragons: 107 minutes I’ll never get back: 11%

Dungeons and Dragons

Catwoman: 10%

Catwoman

And finally, Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, the plucky new documentary that blows the lid off the anti-creationism conspiracy: 9%.

Expelled

Or maybe it just blows.

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7 Responses to Expelled: In Good Company

  1. Eamon Knight says:

    Is it to my credit or shame that I’ve only seen one of those movies? (D&D)

    Re Highlander: I kind of liked the TV show, so I rented the first movie, which I thought was merely OK. I then looked it up on Wikipedia, and was astounded to find that they’d made all these sequels — the synopses for which sounded like they got progressively more and more ridiculous.

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  3. arensb says:

    Eamon Knight:

    Is it to my credit or shame that I’ve only seen one of those movies? (D&D)

    I enjoyed Plan 9 (which of course doesn’t mean you’ll agree). It’s definitely bad enough to be funny. Though maybe you should watch Tim Burton’s Ed Wood first, to see what you’re in for.

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  4. Rocky says:

    The Hottie and the Nottie (Paris Hilton): 5%
    Speed 2: 4%

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  5. arensb says:

    Rocky:

    Usually, post-release ads try to include reviews like “A shoo-in for Best Picture!” and “Don’t miss it!”, not “Better than Gigli!”

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  6. ben says:

    I found a slight misspelling:

    Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, the pl sucky new documentary

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  7. Fez says:

    I loved it. It was much better than ‘Cats’. I’m going to see it again and again.

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