Double albums. If 12″×12″ cover art was good, then opening up a record for a 24″×12″ inner image was even better.
Innovative packaging. I know, the important part is the music, but still, I liked things like the zipper on the Stones’ Sticky Fingers, or Styx’s Cornerstone, which opened up like a book, or textured covers, and the like.
Occasionally seeing a note or the recording engineer’s initials scratched in the master disk, by the label.
Things I Don’t Miss About LPs
Quality loss after repeated playing.
Having to stop in the middle of the album to turn the record over.
Damn cheap paper sleeves that tear if you’re not oh-so-careful when putting the record back.
Plastic sleeves that stick closed with static cling, making it impossible to get the record back in.
Having to clean the record surface and/or needle before playing.
Having to be careful not to dance too hard next to the record player, or bump the furniture, especially while recording.
Size: can’t just bring a dozen LPs to listen to while on vacation.
Wondering why the music sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks, then realizing that I forgot to switch the record player from 45 to 33 RPM (or alternately, wondering when Chrissie Hynde started singing baritone.)
Things I Miss About Cassette Tapes
Relatively easy to open the shell and turn the tape upside-down, to listen to albums backward.
Easy to record streaming content (formerly known as “radio”); no DRM, no fiddling around with shell scripts to connect to remote servers.
Things I Don’t Miss About Cassette Tapes
Mangled, wobbly tapes.
Tapes that stretch after being played too often.
Having to wait for the tape to rewind or fast-forward.
Having to guess where the song I want to listen to is.
Cleaning tape heads.
Wondering which of the 20 unlabeled tapes in front of me has the song that I’m looking for.
Forgetting to remove the write-protection tabs, then accidentally fat-fingering “Record+Play” instead of just “Play”.
Unwinding tape from the capstan when the player decides to eat a tape.
Wondering who put cotton in the speakers, then realizing that I need to turn off Dolby noise reduction.
Dropping the tape case and breaking off one of the hinges.
Few, if any, liner notes. Rarely any lyrics.
Things I’ll Miss About CDs
Lossless backup archive of music.
Occasional original packaging (e.g., Pet Shops Boys’ Very, with its Lego-textured cover).
No DRM, for the most part.
Things I Won’t Miss About CDs
CDs that skip.
Dropping the jewel case and breaking off one of the hinges.
Trying to get the booklet out of the damn jewel case.
Tiny font in the booklet.
Trying to remember how the booklet was supposed to be folded to go back in the jewel case.
Trying to thread the booklet back into the damn jewel case.
Fitting the outer ring onto a CD single so it’ll play on a CD player that only works with full-size CDs.
Peeling off the tape at the top, and trying to get the residue off of the jewel case.